Anti-Turtle


the act of consuming an alcoholic beverage while doing doggy style, without the consenting partners knowledge.
lachlan: i was sh-gging this woman, and i suddenly felt unbelievably parched.
thomas(50/50): holy cr-p, what did you do?
lachlan: ripped into doggy style and flopped out for the anti-turtle.
thomas: nice, came up for some liquid
lachlan: indeed, best lager ever!

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