antiboner
a reference to an extremely ugly female.
man that b-tch is a total antib-n-r. my d-ck actually shrunk up and inverted inside me.
the body’s reaction to something so unarousing that the p-n-s shrinks back into the body, as to move away from the thing. usually accompanied by disgust and/or shock, usually caused by nuns in spandex.
that chick gives me anti-b-n-rs.
1. the act of stopping a male erection dead in its tracks.
2. any event so shocking it causes a b-n-r to instantly die
3. used to describe the ugliest of women
“i was so drunk i almost f-cked joknisha last night, but even alcohol couldn’t mask the smell of that vag.”
“ahhhh, that sh-t is the anti-b-n-r”
“i heard horse faced gina started to grow a mustache.”
“that girls smile is the anti-b-n-r.”
“the other day i was making out with my girlfriend, and her grandma walked in with her top off… instant anti-b-n-r for life.”
a reaction to being unexcited or upset by someting.
i had a b-n-r through the entire orignal series, but the first two prequels gave me an antib-n-r.
shrinkage of the p-n-s.
i got out of the pool and had major antib-n-r.
anti-b-n-r (adj)
1.) similar to the christian antichrist, only this is a female who makes it impossible for you to get aroused.
2.) a very s-xually un appealing, awkward female who lacks intercourse skills.
synonyms -“s-xually awkward, unappealing, s-xually boring”
antonyms- ” amazing, s-xually talented, fun”
“with all of her short comings, she has to be the antib-n-r”
“d-mn girl the second coming never came!! probably cause you’re the antib-n-r.”
“we spent hours on floor play, and she still couldn’t get me up. she had to have been the antib-n-r.”
“you’re a real antib-n-r”
something awful or distasteful either visually or mentally that causes a non-erect p-n-s to retract inward like a frightened turtle.
example 1. seeing that guy get hit in the b-lls with a rock gave me an anti b-n-r. example 2: watching the fat chilean mail woman bend over to pick up mail gave me an anti, bro
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