antiquing
the use of flour thrown in a sleeping victims face to make them appear to be a dusty old antique. watch “jack-ss” for origin.
that picture of pat getting antiqued is a laugh riot!!!
bender’s least-said word
is it antiquing?…boom.
when your hanging out with your friends and one of them falls asleep…you grab a handfull of flour, powder, etc. and chuck it at their face so they wake up and look like theyve collected dust.
sleeping person:”omfg what the h-ll!”
people who throw the flour:”we were antiquing you! lmao”
least-said word by a bender robot (futurama).
bender: antiquing? -boom-
antiquing is similar to cougar hunting except it involves the initiation of amorous liasions with women who are very much your senior. sometimes it may be the case that you are after the older woman cougar but end up with her mom.
let’s go antiquing tonight!
v. an·tiqu·ing
someone of youth engaging in s-xual intercourse with an elderly person.
1. i met a geriatric and the next thing i know i’m antiquing!
2. you’re so desperate you’re game for some antiquing.
similar to the term referring to shopping for older artifacts and objects, antiquing refers to a younger person s-xually or romantically seeking the company of an older person.
over the weekend, jeff went antiquing at the local bar where he met olivia who is 25 years his senior.
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