Anus burger

derived from the accidental misreading of angus burger
an -n-s burger is a sh-t which has enough liquid in it that it comes out with a mind of its own making a pile in the toilet which looks like some pureed beef you’d make a smooth burger with.
“oh god stacy, do not go in that bathroom, the toilet has the largest -n-s burger i have seen in my life in it.”

“i’m not picking my dogs sh-t up! i don’t care if you call the police, thats a f-cking -n-s burger, i’m refuse to touch it, in fact, i can’t even look at it anymore. how in the h-ll is my dogs sh-t that orange?”
-n-s burger is an american grindcore and p-rnogrind band formed on september 11, 2001 following the government conspiracy of the attacks on the world trade center. the band currently has 3 members in it consisting of mr. t-st-cl-, vanilla monkey, and lildyk-. the band is known for their extremely graphic and often controversial lyrics featuring themes such as abortion, the holocaust, racism, s-xism, and gore. in the spring of 2009, -n-s burger was featured on the ellen show following the release of their 3rd alb-m erectile dysfunction, but they were removed after they insulted ellen for being a dyk-. this incident only helped to boost -n-s burger’s popularity and their newly released 3rd studio alb-m stayed at number 2 in the billboard’s top 100 list for a total of four weeks. rumors have recently spread about the possible breaking up of -n-s burger after the 3 band members survived a near death overdose of some crack cocaine. 6 months after their encounter with cocaine, lildyk- left the band to become a gay male stripper. mr. t-st-cl- and vanilla monkey have stated that they will continue the band and are currently working on their 6th studio alb-m ent-tled auto-erotic asphyxiation but the alb-m has experienced numerous delays. in november of 2013, lildyk- rejoined the band after getting aids from one of his clients. this saw the soon release of their single off of auto-erotic asphyxiation ent-tles aidscicle inspired by lildyk-‘s ordeal.
-n-s burger are the p-rnogrind kings.
a piece of meat between two buns… in the -n-s.
doran and jake got together and jake made an -n-s burger out of him and doran.
sh-t
ahh i gotta go feed the toilet some -n-s burgers!
slang derived from mcdonalds’ “angus burger”.
guy: hey, you wanna get an -n-s burger?
girl: what the f-ck are you talking about?
guy:… its the cool way of saying angus burger.
girl: you are weird… but, sure i could go for one.
a tasty delight derived from ones -n-s.
i went to dairy queen and got muhself a -n-sburger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yummy yummy sh-tty good!!