anxtagram
the gut wrenching anxiety an individual experiences when only having 10 or less likes on instagram.
ex: “i posted this photo 6 hours ago and only have 10 likes. i’ve already liked my own photo and if i don’t get one more f-cking like, i am going to have a complete anxtagram meltdown!!”
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