Anywhere I Fucking Please


someone who doesn’t give a d-mn about any kind of rule because whatever it is, it doesn’t apply to them.
white store clerk: sir. please don’t bring your pit-bull in the supermarket.

pimp: i’ll bring my dog anywhere i f-cking please.

property owner: hi, please don’t get to your section 8 apartment through my fenced in backyard and look in my windows.

-sshole: i’ll walk anywhere i f-cking please.

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