Ape face


the creases around a middle aged women’s mouth that make her resemble a character from planet of the apes
sigourney weaver, sarah palin, and every asian woman over fifty have ape face.
to heavily m-st-rb-t- over a loved ones face.
then to shave your george bush off (p-b-s)
and throw them over the face which is covered in yur love juice which holds them stedily in place.
charlotte: omg jamie.! what are you doing?

jamie: giving your mum an ape face :d

charlotte: she looks like a f-cking monkey

jamie: thats the point
george w. bush
i sure am glad apeface finally is outta the public eye. now other countries don’t hate us as much!

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