Ape Factor


the difference between arm span, using the longest fingers, and height, minus shoes, hat and pompadours. positive numbers indicate meatheads, knuckle draggers, etc. negative numbers indicate highly evolved, higher planes of thinking, etc.
dude, you’re kind of slow on the draw, what’s your ape factor? wow, your a +4, now i understand…

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    a dirty smelly -sshole. someones who doesn’t care if they stink or not. steve stunk up the restroom and left the -ss gasket on the toilet seat, he is an apestoso

  • a peter batz

    a p-n-s that is 69 inches or longer and has the ability to heat seek vigina! did you know that carl has a peter batz, he was at 7-11 and banged a chick that was in citgo

  • a piece of me

    a fight. a chance to hit someone that will incur a return hit -“do u want a piece of me”. this guy is basically saying he’s harder than the shmuck who’s harr-ssing him

  • Apose

    similar to posing, be when people and/or animals pose for pictures without the photographer realizing it. the cat is apose en’ me while i take pictures of my green lampshades!

  • a pound

    a ciggarette. if u send save us 50p it would mean save us half a ciggarette ect. if u send save us 50p it would mean save us half a ciggarette ect.


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