ape hangers


a modification to the height of the handlebars on chopper-style motorcycles, raising the grips so far up above the seated rider that they appear to be “hanging” as they hold onto them; this causes the appearance of riders seeming similar to primates as they ride.
“my goodness, when squid and blade put those ape hangers on their bikes, they looked like two crazed gorillas.”
man b–bs that sag with great severity, also having the ability to use aforementioned man b–bs as leverage.
that kid just used his ape hangers to get out of the pool in the deep end.

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