Apefuck


going crazy and acting like an ape, usually killing people in the process.
he went all apef-ck on him and now hes in the hospital
a “from behind” s-xual position. a kind of modified doggy style in which the male penetrates from behind, but is crouching over the female while standing with his feet up by the females knees. similar to “monkey f-cking”, except ape f-cking is more vigorous, with the male clutching either handfulls of the females hair, or gripping the females neck. can be used in either v-g-n-l or -n-l s-x.
last night was the first time in weeks my girlfriend has given me -ss, so i decided to ape f-ck her. i probably won’t be getting any for a while again now.

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