Apocalyptologest


a scientist who theorizes about things of apocalyptic proportions. usually said theories make little or no sense and are a figment of the imagination of the apocalyptologest.
zayd the apocalyptologest: “i predict that the world will end from a zombie apocalypse in 2012 because my sh-t was unnaturally big today!”

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