Apology Reflex
someone who makes a harsh joke directed at another person, but then is quick to apologize and beg for forgiveness – losing his friends respect for his joke(s) in the process. the ultimate sign of someone with no b-lls.
joe: d-mn kevin, i can’t tell if that’s your mom or a hippo.
kevin: wow joe, you’re an -ss.
joe: sh-t man i’m sorry, i was just kidding… let me buy you a new car.
friends: -shake heads- look, his apology reflex is acting up again.
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