apostophe
the most butchered punctuation mark in the english language. apostrophes are used
1) to
indicate contractions,
2) to indicate possession (in some cases), and
3) very occasionally to denote a plural (where otherwise the meaning of the sentence would be unclear).
the use of an apostrophe in the contraction “it’s”, (which means “it is”), but not in “its”, (which is a possessive) causes problems for many people who didn’t p-ss third grade.
incorrect: screw you moran’s. go usa.
incorrect: its raining cat’s and dog’s.
incorrect: here come’s the train. grab it’s cargo.
correct: don’t go in that room.
correct: the cat’s litter box is dirty.
correct: mind your p’s and q’s.
(the above is one of the only correct uses of an apostrophe to denote a plural. for the love of god if you’re unsure, just leave the apostrophe out.)
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