apostrophe paranoia
condition suffered by english teachers and others who see missing and misplaced apostrophes where they shouldn’t (or is it “shouldnt”?) be.
see also: comma paranoia, spelling paranoia.
i stared at that word for ten seconds before i realized that the apostrophe was actually supposed to be there. apostrophe paranoia.
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