app-tard
someone (more than likely an apple fanboy) who buys way to many applications on the apple app store, yet will only ever use 4 of them.
freddy: my itunes apps combined collection is 1053+ apps at the moment.
office worker #1: can someone please punch freddy in the nuts, he’s p-ssing me off about his app collection again
office worker #2: man chill out, he can’t help it, he’s an app-tard.
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a person who has almost no apps on their iphone or ipad, and knows next to nothing about the latest and coolest apps.
brian: don’t you have that app?
rose: are you kidding? i’m such an apptard – i’ve never even heard of that one!
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