Applause

the act of relieving s-m-n in your hands, and then clapping in your partner’s face.
“after they finished having s-x, john blew a load in his hands and blinded mary with some applause for a job well done.”
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what you call the clap if you have it for a long time or a very serious case
paris hilton doesn’t have the clap, she has the applause
a series of self given high fives driven by one of the following purposes:

1. congratulate someone else’s achievement.
2. acknowledge the end of a joke, speach or musical scene.
3. sing the “happy birthday” song.
4. force the speaker to shut the h-ll up.
5. kill a flying insect.
6. mimic a seal.
7. for the sake of peer pressure.
you see, the applause is only present in the happy birthday song to prevent us from realizing how ridiculous it is. try to do either of them separately and you’ll get what i’m saying.

i’m just starting the applause so everyone can tell the joke is over and it’s ok to laugh.
a worse version of “the clap”
meaning to say that this person has h-lla stds.
this b-tch tiffany doesn’t just have the clap, she has the applause!
before 5th grade, both males and females have no reproductive organs, just a plateau of skin. the only s-xual thing they can do is h-t their plateaus together making the sound of hands clapping.
mom: honey, do you hear what timmy and sally are doing?
dad: they’re just giving applause to the movie they’re watching.