apple customer service
quite possibly the worst customer service you can possibly run into. full of stink–ss arabians, indians, dumbsh-ts and bimbos,
apple customer service:sir what is your name
me:brandon —-
apple:rick??
me:just help me with my problem
apple:what is it sir
me:this piece of overpriced sh-t is acting up and is erasing music by itself
apple:…
me:help me
apple:let me look it up
me:wtf? why you work at apple you should know about your own f-cking product
apple:sir read off your ipod main menu
me:about,shuffle,repeat.playback.general.date&time…
apple:read off your ipod menu
me:i just did you dipsh-t. f-ck you go to college
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