Apple Envy


to desire the high quality of an apple product or interface in an open source product. this is usually displayed as aggression or unusually negative position about an apple product by an open source zealot.
i can’t believe you got an iphone, it’s a closed platform. i have an android because it is open source which makes it better. o wait, i just have apple envy.

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