Apple Evangelist
people who try to convert you to apple products by going on and on and on and on about their i phone/pad/pod. alright we all appreciate the amazing technology but please would you shut the f-ck up already.
“my i-thing is sooooooo amazing, my i-things app/screen/resolution/speed is sooooooooo much better than anything you’ve ever seen. why don’t you own one.” – apple evangelist.
“i appreciate the technology is very good. but you are a posing w-nker and i just want to smash your i-thing to pieces and watch you cry.” – non i-thing owner.
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