apple shit
a result of eating way to many apples, your “bodily waste” seems to be already lubed up with sh-t.
1:dude i took apple sh-t the other day
2:thats absolutely f-cking disgusting
you know you have the apple sh-ts when you’ve eaten a lot of apples, around 2-3 a day, and every five minutes you have to sh-t, but its not the runs. doesn’t apply to everyone though.
an apple a day keeps the doctor away becuase i have the apple sh-ts and i can’t drive to the doctor without soiling my pants.
a general term used to describe the final result of a highly acidic diet that consists mostly of fruit. the elderly often suffer from apple sh-ts (think grapefruit and prunes) but anyone can become a victim.
a: “hey granny, we totally tricked you!”
b: “oh you youngerns, i got the apple sh-ts…”
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