apple test
n. a test given to girls with jacked up teeth, most notably j-panese girls. if you throw an apple to the girls’ mouth and it sticks, she fails. you don’t date her. in fact you should run!
“i met this really cute j-panese girl in tokyo, but she failed the apple test, so i couldn’t hook up with her.”
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