appomattox hanky


the only flag that mattered in the us civil war – an empty white flag flown by the rebel army, signifying utter and complete defeat.
johnny decided having a girlfriend was more important than being right about which ninja turtle wore a red bandanna, so he sighed and pulled out the appomattox hanky.

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