Apprentice

a young person who is learning a trade or proffesion by working alongside an expert, usually for a set period of time at low wages.

the apprentice learns from a master or misstress.
beginner; novice; one new to an art, often under the tutelage of at least an artisan and sometimes master, though more directly directed by a journeyman.
“and so it was, after being told of the long and glorious history of lavaliering i set out to become an apprentice, listening to artisans and masters speak of those techniques which might further me in my quest to become an ll master myself.”
a stupid show that everyone cant resist watching, including me people compete to work for trump, (a job which they probably dont do anything for him, i doubt they ever see trump again after the show)- all you see is trump acting as if he owns the world and bragging about how good all his companies are doin, its just a big commerical to see what a buisnessman trump is, i hate him, i hate his show, yet i watch it every week
you see trump on the apprentice? what an egomaniac.
a sh-t fed, beer cooled journeyman operated device. can be used for haulin, tuggin, luggin, or any other unjourneyman like task. can be found at the bottom of the ocean with another sub species of it’s type otherwise known as wale sh-t.
“go get an apprentice to dig that ditch.”

“we need an apprentice to clean up this tool room it’s a mess.”
usually preceded by the, the apprentice is a show where randomly picked out of the mental inst-tute idiots try to win a nonexistant prize by doing crazy get-rich schemes. donald trump tells them they’re fired and they go back to the inst-tute.
“last week on the apprentice, they had to sell hamburgers at mcdonald’s, so danny dressed up like a hobo and chucked baseb-lls into a hole in a piece of cardboard. did you see it?”

“nah, survivor put me to sleep.”
-reality show on nbc starring real estate mogul donald trump where in he and his top aides, george ross and carolyn kepcher judge several contestants (some college graduates, some not) during weeks of business project tasks to see who would best fit to win a job in trump’s billion dollar coporation.

-contestants audition and are expected to show to the auditions dressed professionally and with resumes in hand and prepare to be interviewed.

-final contestants live in a penthouse in trump tower in new york city as they break off into 2 teams and go against each other on various business tasks which range from rebuilding and redecorating and renting out hotel rooms to creating an advertising campagin for some company.

-the losing team meets in the boardroom where the team captain and 1 or 2 people they pick to blame for their team’s loss are questioned by trump, ross, and kepcher. whoever comes up with the weakest defense for themselves or who comes off angry/disturbed/dumb is fired and eliminated from the show.

-show is most famous for its boardroom scene where donald hands out the infamous “you’re fired” quote to an unlucky contestant to be cut from the show.

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