Approaching occupational neurosis
the sense of exponential dread that occurs when one more closely nears one’s workplace. if one is driving down a hill to said workplace the effect is sometimes described as h-ll like.
(in a carpool on a public service ad) “what’s wrong jake? your face has gone white.”
“look down there at the bottom of the hill and to the right!”
“oh my god! it”s that place we work!”
(a psychologist enters the ad and states paternally; “this is approaching occupational neurosis. don’t let it happen to you or anyone you care about. resign or seek professional help immediately!”
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