AppStoreBore
a friend, colleague or family member who goes on and on about the iphone applications and appstore.
don’t get me wrong i love the iphone and the appstore as much as the next man, however, i met an old school mate in the pub the other day. we had loads to catch up with but just as we sat down he whipped out his iphone and showed me his 325 applications. turned out he’d become an appstorebore.
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