apricot


the term often used by military snipers to describe the cerebellum region of the brain. this is a prime target area and is the general shape and size of an apricot, hence the slang name of apricot.
i put a round right through that f-ckers apricot!
one nasty -ss fruit, n-gg-.
i ate an apricot once, never again.
the l33test fruit on the planet earth.
apr1c0t owns j00 no0b.
sometimes the nickname of someone named april, or a mischievious fairy (small and cute but dont p-ss her off!) like s-xy girl
man, that girl is apricot!
meaning crazy, or something new….something unexpected or shocking.
the peach color on the escalade is apricots!
the act of j-zzing on your blanket and letting the c-m dry to it and your d-ck at the same time. resulting in pain to yo d-ck.
jimmy apricoted all over and he had to go to the hospital because his foreskin was ripped off!!!!
my girlfriends dogs name
my gf’s dogs head is the size of a freakishly large apricot

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