aqua net

hair spray that is still cool to use.
i just bought a case of aqua net for $2.25! and no, it was not on sale! that was full price! want some?!?!
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hair spray of the 80s
because i had a white man’s fro, i did not use aqua net in the 4th grade.
aqua net® professional hair spray
unscented extra super hold

all day all over hold.

extra super hold provides greater holding power for hairstyles that demand superior control. this formula gives you long-lasting support and volume so even fine or hard-to-hold hair can look beautiful all day.

all day hold for lasting control.
gives your hair body and volume without being too stiff or sticky.
crystal-clear formula won’t flake or build up. made in usa

directions:
shake can before use. keep can upright 10-12 inches from hair and spray evenly. replace cap after use.

ingredients:
water (aqua), dimethyl ether, sd alcohol 40-b (alcohol denat), va/crotonates/vinyl neodecandate copolymer, octylacrylamide/acrylates butylaminoethyl methacrylate copolymer, aminomethylpropanol, sodium benzoate, cyclohexylamine, cyclopentasiloxane, sodium pca, masking fragrance (parfum)

warnings:
flammable. avoid heat, fire, flame and smoking while spraying and until hair is fully dry. avoid spraying in eyes. do not ingest.

government warning: keep out of reach of children.

contents under pressure. do not puncture or incinerate. do not store at temperatures above 120°f. use only as directed. intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling contents can be harmful or fatal.
aqua net was a must for the big fluff. i used it to get max bigness myself. i dated a girl that must’ve used a can every day. she had a giant crop of hair, and boy did that turn me on!!
the best fuel for potato guns.
i got the spud loaded. bring me the aquanet!
the reason we have a hole in the ozone.
because of the high use of aqua net in the 80s, we now will all die because of the sun. 🙁
when you’re f-cking a girl and about to finish, you pull out. while finishing yourself off, you put your finger most of the way over your tip so that you spew like when you put a thumb over the end of a hose. you must spray j-zz all over the girl’s hair, then scrunch it all up so it looks like jersey hair.
named after the infamous hair spray used by so many jersey girls before going out or to bon jovi concerts.
what happened to your hair?
oh, john aquanetted me last night, and i haven’t showered it out yet.