aquaduck fart


top definition
the resulting expulsion and harmonic tone of fart while partially immersed in water. a duck firing a machine gun and quacking at the same time but without the machine gun noise will sound very similar. the noise is caused by the film of water between the b-ttocks that produces excess surface tension. when the gas p-sses through this matrix of abnormal conditions it reverberates to and fro causing the machine gun burst noise. this is a particularly good fart as the residue is mostly washed away.
hey man i did an awsome aquaduck fart in the shower the other day…
oh true bro i did one too only a bit of poo followed..
oh nah man what you did was an aqua shart, did you eat the piece of poo?

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