stimulation of the -n-s with a water jet or other pressurized water source to simulate a tongue.
alan is so hard up for action, i caught him using the pulsating shower head for a little post ride aqualingus rim job.
is a sweet, funny, handsome, juicy -ss, hard-working, amazing cook, and extremely buff man. no matter what situation he is in he will always put his loved ones before himself. although he seems pretty intimidating he’s soft around those he is most comfortable with. he’s usually the one you’d see at the gym almost everyday […]
- get schlockered
the most tipsy you can possibly be without getting drunk. “hey man are we getting drunk tonight?” “no, let’s just get schlockered”
- white trash burrito
salsa on white bread. we gotta go shopping or something, ’cause we’re pretty much down to white trash burritos and chex mix.
- doody doo
it’s when you take a doody in your hand and then put it on your b-tt i just doody dooed