aqualung

{the first ‘a’ is pr-nounced as in the word ‘cat.’}

1. song on alb-m of the same name, released by the band jethro tull in 1971
…a. name given to a perverted, disgusting b-m type character in the song
…b. referring to the lower cl-ss of humans created by man and not a god, representing the badness of the race (3)
…c. conceptual song attacking the basic structure of religion and society, and how people alienate less fortunate humans, like aqualung (1a) and “cross-eyed mary,” from the alb-m’s next song
…d. a term now (c) by ian anderson

2. another name for scuba gear
…a. which make a strange wheezing noise which supposedly represented the sound of aqualung (1a) breathing
…b. not in the real dictionary (1d)

3.
…1 in the beginning man created g-d; and in the image of man created he him.
…2 and man gave unto g-d a mult-tude of names,that he might be lord of all the earth when it was suited to man
…3 and on the seven millionth day man rested and did lean heavily on his g-d and saw that it was good.
…4 and man formed aqualung of the dust of the ground, and a host of others likened unto his kind.
…5 and these lesser men were cast into the void; and some were burned, and some were put apart from their kind.
…6 and man became the g-d that he had created and with his miracles did rule over all the earth.
…7 but as all these things came to p-ss, the spirit that did cause man to create his g-d lived on within all men: even within aqualung.
…8 and man saw it not.
…9 but for christ’s sake he’d better start looking.
“aqualung? i love that song… clasic.”

“people think aqualung is evil but actually he’s just a dirty old man.”

“uh oh. my aqualung is broken. i think i’m going to drown now.”
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1. a song by the band jethro tull

2. the ultimate manifestation of human evil
that hobo over there sure looks like an aqualung.
1. a popular alb-m by the group jethro tull
2. a b-m, vagrant, or other homeless person
1. dude, did you pick up aqua lung yet? it f-cking rocks!
2. check out aqua lung over there…we should give him some change
an asian person who tries to breath under water but fails and end up drowning to death.
george tried to test out his aqualungs theory but failed and ended up doa.
got this one from my -ss bowgartin the ho d-mn blunt with my m-ssive hit’s. thus givin me the nikname aqua-lung
-being able to take such a m-ssive hit you could smoke half a joint in one hit
-d-mn aqua-lung save some for us
-yo aqua-lung no more fo yo -ss till the next one’s rolled up
to hold in a hit of marijuana for a long time.
dudes got aqua lung over here.
rather good band, well, person. matt hales. if you have any taste in music that’s worth paying any attention to then you will like this band.
aqualung have 2 alb-ms.