Arabian Alarm Clock
a very grotesque way of waking someone up. to perform the arabian alarm clock you must kneel over another persons face and let thier t-st-cl-s sink into their eye sockets. then you get you p-n-s erect and begin to beat them over the head with it. also known as the “t-bag wake up call”
tim gave me the arabian alarm clock this morning. so i fed him super-choco-lax brownies for afternoon tea.
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