arabian lemon wedge machine
when a man loves a woman and a woman loves a man, they sometimes feel the need to partake in some kinkier s-x. therefore, they go to a dance party where lemons are served. in the middle of the dance floor, the woman grabs a lemon wedge and shoves it up her vajayjay. the man then must down an arabian c-cktail (of any variety), and then insert his c-ck into the woman’s v-g-n- and find the lemon wedge, then bringing it out without anyone on the dance floor noticing. if someone does notice and they are familiar with the game, they shout out “f-ck machine” at the top of their voice. once caught, the offending party must run a mile, and then go back and try to do it more sneakily. the game only ends when either the man p-sses out, gets the lemon out, or the acid from the lemon burns through the wall of the woman’s v-g-n-.
d-mn, jennifer wants to try some kinkier s-x, so we did the arabian lemon wedge machine and my legs are still sore and the hole of my d-ck is on fire. it was a great workout though, i think i ran about 26.4 miles!
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