Arabian Tent
when you are camping , either in a group or alone, and you wake up the next morning only to find the tent completely covered in human excrement.
“how was your camping trip?”
“eh, it was alright”
“why just alright?”
“everything was going great, until we woke up the next day, only to find that someone had given us an arabian tent”
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