( a modern variation of the arbeit macht frei sign that once stood above the gates to auschwitz): a phrase meaning, in modern–as opposed to n*z* german–not “work makes free” in n*z* german, but rather “work makes people free”, in neo-modern german
although i — as a jew of german and polish descent, and above all a history major, but never as a yidiot– perfectly understand that the phrase arbeit macht menschen frei can, and will be deemed, offensive by most jews, i have arrogated myself the right (for exactly the reasons previously mentioned ) to re-use this phrase in a somewhat different political/cultural/socio-cultural zeitgeist.
how i would personally use the phrase arbeit macht menschen frei is somewhat unconventional: i would have to say that “work (even a minimum wage job in the united states in the post 2016 us presidential election worldview) makes people (i.e anti-trump anarchists sh*t-disturbers) free (from obamaganda and incompetently planned and carried out obamanomics”.
the most rational, (atm-at the moment-) pro-civic society action that these immoral and amoral, hedonistic, anti-civics, deplorable, pigvilizing anarchists can take, is to drive yourself away, get a real minimum wage job and get over the fact that their candidate lost; after a hard day’s work, these losers, hopefully, wouldn’t have the time, money or energy to violently protest and destroy property, thus not taking the rest of civilised society to h*ll in a hand basket along with them.
- sandwich call
when two persons call you at the same time using different applications/networks. e.g.: whatsapp, skype, viber, etc. i was sandwich called by my friends so i couldn’t use the lame excuse that i ‘accidentally missed’ their call.
- s*m*n enema
the thing a dude gives you when he blows his load up your *ss and you subsequently sh*t when he pulls his d*ck out. brad totally gave me a s*m*n enema last night and i sh*t all over his white couch
a very caring person. can be out going. can get mad easily, but will still know the one person they love. puts everyone before them know matter who it is. can look past the bad things in life. boy; my dad does drugs. i don’t care about that, the only thing i care about is […]
- katsuki yuri
my favorite anime figure skater who loves pork cutlet bowls and is g*y for viktor nikiforov, who kissed him in episode seven of yuri!!! on ice. his family owns a hot spring in hasetsu, j*pan where yuri grew up. his strong points in figure skating are step sequences and combination spins. he binge eats often […]