Arbroath


small historic fishing town on the east coast of scotland formally known as aberbrothock. famous for its arbroath smokies (smoked haddock) and the arbroath declaration (declaration of scottish independence) it was composed by bernard de linton, abbot of arbroath abby and chancellor of scotland. this doc-ment was signed in arbroath abby on 6th april 1320 by bernard de linton, king robert the bruce and various scottish n-bles… 15 years after sir william wallace was betrayed by his former friend a scottish knight called john de menteith (traitor / coward loyal to edward longshanks… english king) wallace was hung, drawn and quartered… his head impaled on the tower of london and his body cut into four pieces. longshanks sent his arms and legs with torso sections to the four corners of scotland as a warning… this did not have the desired effect muhaha we continued to fight and managed to retain our freedom up until the sham union was signed on 16th january 1707

the most famous section of the arbroath declaration; for as long as but a hundred of us remain alive, never will we on any conditions be brought under english rule. it is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom — for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself.
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a sh-tty town.
junkies + bubbleheads are the main attraction.
2 sh-te festivals every year, that people only go to because theres nothing else to do in this cr-p town.
girls become slags/ sl-ts at younger ages, boys becme geeks or “hard men” when they grow up.
too many forigheners live here, stealing work from true british people.
dirty sc-mmy place tbh
i would advise not to come live in arbroath
ohh i wouldnt go to arbroath, we’d get killed!!

ohhh…….is this it?

ewww look at that 8 year old sl-t with that 19 year old man

eughhh….
a sh-tty chav infested town with nothing much to do except sit in a park and be -ssualted by some chavs for not wearing a tracksuit. found in east scotland
wow arbroath is a sh-t place to live

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