arceus


the apparent “god” of the pokemon world, soon to appear in the 12th pokemon movie to enact judgement day upon the universe. some question, now that you can hack god in a poke-ball, what legendaries are left to spew out.
zomg! arceus has come to p-ss judgement upon us! we are officially screwed!

so, what legendaries are next, mr. satoshi tajiri?
tajiri: do you honestly expect more after we let you literally hold god in your hands? i don’t think so.
adjective. used to describe someone with perceived godlike powers, the ability to change types on a whim, the ability to run a killer swords dance set, or all three.
toddlers all believe they are gods, can turn from delighted to furious in a matter of seconds, and love to play with swords. every single one is a cl-ssic arceus… their calm mind set, however, is not very good.
the 493rd pokemon, said to be pokemon’s equivalent to g-d. arceus created everything in the world of pokemon. only obtained in diamond and pearl through a special event held by nintendo that hasn’t even happened yet, or through using cheating devices. arceus is the most powerful pokemon yet.
arceus, the g-d of pokemon, created everything you see.

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