Archer


a comedy series on fx about sterling malory archer, the bset secret agent in the world (supposedly), but in reality is a s-x-hounding womanizing jack-ss that still kicks -ss. all the main characters are employed by an agency called isis and have thier own vices. gotta love it!
me: “hey did you catch archer last night?”

person: “yea…all the characters are f@#-ed up! lol”

me: “haha i know right!”
the best ever
i want to be like archer
someone who is an expert in range attacks(preferably in piercing range attacks)like magically throwing swords for example but might also excel in close combat. it is inspired by fate/stay night’s archer cl-ss servants like gilgamesh.

gilgamesh is an archer because of his gate of babylon range attack.
a guy who makes people laugh and often is kind of egotistical. he isn’t exactly arrogant but he knows he is hot and looks good. can be a player but usually a generally dorky kind of guy on the inside. if you meet an archer, try to get to know him, it’ll be worth your while.
guy 1: do you see that guy? he looks conceited.

guy 2: nah bro, he is just an archer
someone who is an expert in range attacks(preferably in piercing range attacks)like magically throwing swords for example but not necessary incapable in close combat. it is inspired by fate/stay night’s shirou and gilgamesh.
gilgamesh is an archer because of his gate of babylon range attack.
the act of a girl jerking you off with the arches of her feet. better known as a footjob.
dude, this chick is down for anything. last night she gave me an archer!
the archer school for girls is a private all girls school located in the exclusive area of sunset blvd and barington avenue. most of the girls that attend are rich and sl-tty. the school contains a beautiful campus and requires a yearly tuition of around $30,000. the high school girls are pretty desperate, and pretty hott. the school is comparable to the other sl-tty all girls schools: marymount and marlbourough
boy: ” what school does your sister go to?”
brother: ” archer”
boy ” so your sisters hott and a sl-t. nice!”

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