Arctic Torpedo


rub near frozen lube on your arm, then begin to -n-l fist your girlfriend, once inside pull out as fast as possible and then thrust your fist back into the gaping -sshole.
“hey sam, i arctic torpedoed claire last night.” “how was it?” “it was cool.”

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