Argentinean tale / Argentinean tail
a story and result of an elected official’s extramarital international affairs. in u.s. political s-x lore, commonly -ssociated with a south carolina governor on a quest for marital redemption, who instead finds a path to adultery, infidelity and world confession.
a political cad story making a mockery of conservative family values as the founding doctrine of a republican politician.
the press interview of a male sl-t after an international vacation.
political hypocrisy with a sad apologetic face and a happy p-n-s.
“hey joe, let’s grab some brewskis and ask our lovely wives if we can go on a south american vacation to come back with our own argentinean tales of argentinean tail.”
…”no max, that’s for politicians, i prefer to keep my truck, guns and trailerhouse without fighting over them in the divorce. and that’s my argentinean tale / argentinean tail, and i’m sticking to it.”
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