Argie-Monkey


this words is a definition created or used by some ignorant pirate/s to pseud-define the citizens of a south-american country they would just love to invade(for the third time)
a.something disgusting happened to me last night!
b.what was it?
a.i was w-nking with a portrait of our loving queen mother when i saw an argie-monkey on tv talking about himself!
b.g-d save us all!, we should’ve sold those b-st-rds as slaves too…
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this offensive word is a definition created or used by some ignorant pirate/s to pseud-define the citizens of a south-american country they would just love to invade(for the third time)
a.something disgusting happened to me last night!
b.what was it?
a.i was w-nking with a portrait of our loving queen mother when i saw an argie-monkey on tv talking about himself!
b.g-d save us all!, we should’ve sold those b-st-rds as slaves too…
a typical inhabitant of argentina that, whether male or female, embodies the complete range of qualities of that particular species: 1) short-term opportunism in finances and romance 2) egotism that is thought to arrise from a poor self and national esteem 3) physically typified by long, dark hair and at last 2 items of clothing that you have not seen since 1986 4) often times described as an italian that speaks spanish, that thinks he/she is french but really wants to be english.
the argie-monkey decided to go to the psychologist at his wife´s recomendation after that trauma of diego maradona´s 2nd heart attack though really, he spent his time and money having s-x with prost-tutes.

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