Arizona Salt Licker


when a male buries himself under the ground in arizona, he then sticks his p-n-s above the ground so a deer will lick it.
hope: “hey grace, had you seen jake last night?”

grace: “no hope, but i do believe jake got an arizona salt licker last night.

hope: “bet it felt great grace.”

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