arizonan
1. a person who believes that any temperature below 75° f is, “cold” and anything below 60° f is, “literally freezing.”
2. a person who wears a heavy winter coat when the temperature is above 50°f.
“dude, why are you wearing that ski coat? it’s only 55° out! ”
“55° is literally freezing!”
“you are such an arizonan.”
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