Arlo
the most amazing character that ever walked the face of this earth. can be somewhat shy and socially unappreciated, as portrayed by the young boy with autism in the hit comedy the middle. however arlo’s are magical creatures sent to bring golden flakes of happiness to all who p-ss before them. arlo’s are special. so special they should have their own brand of gum.
look over there, does that guy have a halo?
no, thats just a magical arlo.
is pr-nounced ar-loh. it is of spanish origin, and its meaning is “s-x machine”. also italian variant of charles. became popular in the early 1970s, possibly due to the fame of folksinger arlo guthrie.
who’s the craziest sob we know? – arlo
a man so terrifying you empty your bowels on sight. he can crush you into a bl–dy pulp just by looking at you. he can skin you alive with one swipe of his mighty axe. he is pure evil incarnate.
“ew that dude just sh-t his pants!”
“quick hide! the arlo cometh!”
a unicorn loving man that resembles an oompa loompa. he likes to jerk off his co-workers in the chillers at the airport. his idol is neil patrick harris and he has rainbow stickers on his “manly” ford trucks.
i’m at the airport right now, i could really go for a hand job… lets call arlo.
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