Armchair Messiah


someone express what they feel should be done in the world from the confines of their armchair, yet are reluctant to get up and do anything about it.
armchair messiahs of the world unite in front of the pc, whilst the real change-bringers go forth into 3rd world countries digging wells and de-worming orphans.

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