when you create a parking sp-ce where one doesn’t exist; usually with hazard flashers. most often in the fire lane in front of the door at a store, but could also be at the end of an existing row of parking sp-ces.
i can’t get out of the parking lot; someone did armenian valet and i can’t get around them to the exit.
- chump charity
getting money from your parents for doing nothing like a spoiled b-tch john: i just got paid twenty dollars from my parents for no reason greg: sounds more like chump charity to me
congrats but f-ck you “thanks for reporting our site and improving user experience but sincerely from our team – congradyouf-ckinglations :)”
it means “shaking my head while slapping my d-ck on a table” i’m smhwsmdoat right now what? that’s disgusting and creepy. kcuf off.
even you have a flirty relationship with someone but they all of a sudden go into a relationship with no warning. brooooo that girl vanessa totally quanke me mann, i was like sahhhhh dude and she was like back off i have a boy toy now .
- b*tt stumper
someone who enjoys plugging b-ttholes with their dwarf-like stumpy thumbs. megan fox is known to have b-tt stumper thumbs. get your thumb outta my -ss you b-tt stumper