Army Creole


the official language of the united states armed forces when off-duty. first doc-mented as such by tom wolfe in his cl-ssic “the right stuff.” easy to learn and use because it has one main word, the word “f-ck,” which can be modified or used to serve as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb and gerund.

an cl-ssic example (not for the purposes of this entry) of army creole is the legendary exclamation of a platoon sergeant whose squad’s machine gun jammed during a fire fight in vietnam – “f-ck! this f-cking f-cker’s f-cking f-cked! get the f-ck over here with the solvent and rag, you f-cking stupid motherf-cking f-ck!”
f-ck! d’you hear the f-cking ell-tee just now? he f-cking broke out in army creole after he f-cking read our after-f-cking acrion report. f-ck me! we’re f-cked, man!

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