Arousal disequilibrium
when one part of a woman is a sodden bog of s-x juices whereas another is drier than a desert.
clown: “h-ll, if your b-mhole doesn’t juice up anytime soon my c-ck is going to break off”
bag lady: “hey, just stuff it in my mouth for now, i’m having an arousal disequilibrium at the moment”
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