Arroyo
arroyo cactus (catacallis covillei) is a member of the cactaceae, characterized by dusty brown skin and bright lavender flowers. found in desert regions of north and central america, the arroyo cactus is most likely found in dry creeks, washes with severe erosion.
known also as washbaby, dog ditch dweller, dirt trapper.
unlike its cousin the barrel cactus, the arroyo is a non fruit producing cacti, who’s bloom serve purely for ornamentation.
due to over cultivation of land in it’s principle growing areas, the arroyo has suffered a dramatic decline in the last century. botanists from the lomax-kurshberg inst-tute are attempting to produce healthy arroyo specimens within artificial conditions.
arroyo, cactus, lomax-kurshberg, washbaby, psych!
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the gayest dorm on stanford campus. full of hypocrites, hippies, douchebags, and p-ss-es. the b-tches can’t afford to be stuck-up because they’re ugly as h-ll, yet somehow they are. the guys are guys in so far as they have empty sacks where their b-lls used to be. the most unreal place on the face of the earth.
synonyms: film actors guild of america (f.a.g.), george michael’s bedsheets, h-ll, brokeback.
1. f-ck, my -ss hurts. i wish i had used more lube when i was in arroyo last night.
2. oh sh-t, i’ve been -ssigned to live in arroyo?! my -ss is really gonna hurt for the next 9 months.
3. i like to: speak with fake british accents, see the v-g-n- monologues, randomly sing gay songs, not mind my own business, pretend to be something i’m not, and get -ss-raped everyday. why yes, i am from arroyo! how’d you guess?
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