arse cracling


you know when u do a really big sh-t and it leaves p–p in the hair on ur -rs- and after a while it sollidifies and becomes small b-lls of p–p wrapped in hair and sh-t well when u save them up for enough time then u can make a sausage out of this once this sausage shaped p–p master is formed u have created the almighty -rs- cracling and nothing will ever be as epic as the thing u have just done
dude the other day i made some pretty amazing -rs- cracling and i ate it for like 5 days…. my girlfriend refused to kiss me for 8 weeks 🙁

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