arse monkey


a man or woman who for some unknown reason will follow you around the place, copy your style or generally get on your t-ts/up your -rs-.

an -rs- monkey has no imagination and will mimic or copy people
just got a new shirt in the sales and that -rs- monkey …… had goes and gets one.

saw ….. the other day she is a being right ficking -rs- monkey with her boyfriend.
an -rs- monkey, is a piece of t-rd usualy at the end of a stodgy excretion session that hangs from your ringpiece, when you shake your -rs- its clings to your b-tt branches (-rs- p-b-s), sometimes they choose to descend themselves, but othertimes a particulary stubborn monkey has to be plucked from the tree!

it is a large form of clinker or winnet!
“for f-cks sake, ive got a f-cking -rs- monkey again and ive ran out of toilet paper!”

“oh jimmy, its your own bl–dy fault, you have to eat more fruit you cheesy w-nker”
a small annoying monkey that follows you around wherever you go.
“want to come for a pint? – no i got some f-cking -rs–monkey with me”

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